Calamari Sisters Clambake

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Dates:	Wednesday, September 21, 2022 - Sunday, September 25, 2022
Hours:	7:30pm to 9:00pm
Ages:	Adults
In/Outdoor:	Indoor
Cost:	$ see below
Category:	Theater & Shows

CARMELA CALAMARI began turning heads with her cooking from a very young age, combining a lemonade stand with a kissing booth at the age of eight.

After being promptly shut down by her uncle, and several of her customers mysteriously disappearing, she turned her attention to more conventional outlets and began competing in the Bay Ridge NY pageant circuit.

Carmela was crowned Miss Salami of Bay Ridge, first runner-up Miss Wooden Spoon of Bay Ridge, and Miss Congeniality for Miss Stuck Pig of Bay Ridge; always wowing the crowd with some extraordinary new and unusual talent.

DELPHINE CALAMARI, by age seven, was assisting her grandmother cater every major event at the legendary Rigatoni Lodge of the Brooklyn Federation of Italian-American Societies.

Her love for meat began soon there after, and within a few years she was known throughout the borough as “that Italian girl that can tell you which butcher a sausage comes from with her eyes closed.” By the time Delphine was a young woman, it was widely believed that unless you served Delphine’s meatballs at your wedding reception, your marriage would be doomed and you would never conceive a son to carry on your family name.

COST

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$30.00

WEBSITE

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cli.re/21660-calamari-sisters-clambake

LOCATION

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7 Medford St., Arlington, MA, 02474 map
Phone: 781-646-4849